Straight from The Matrix: Reloaded comes this sweet boxed figure set of the awesome Chateau fight scene. A couple of posable figures are included along with “break-apart” play action. Not sure what that last part means. Usually, if it’s breakable, it just makes me sad because it turns out that’s not how you’re supposed to break it. But I’m sure you’ll find a way to take it apart safely. Snooty French guy not included.
Look at all of these Pokemon! Can you name them all? Come on, any Pokemon fan worth his salt can at least prattle off the first 150. You all watched the Pokerap, right? Watch. Bulbasaur, Charmander, Rapidash, Magneton, Blue Beetle, Voltron, Grimlock, Venus de Milo, and…the fat one. See, there’s a few of them right there. Anyway, these cute little figures are great for building an army of critters all over your shelf. If you have Digimon figures, you can even act out West Side Story, but this time, they’ll be shooting fireballs at each other. Awesome.
Are you comfortable with being EXTREMELY MASCULINE? If so, consider picking up this Revoltech Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann figure. With the awesome Revoltech joints, you can place this figure in INCREDIBLY MANLY positions, and with the included hands and accessories, every day will be MANTACULAR. I don’t think I can take all of this manitude-not without the proper shielding. If you decide to pick this figure up, be careful-smart parts not intended to be swallowed by WUSSES.
Whoa, mama! I can’t say this Millennium Falcon doesn’t look like much-for a Lego set, it is a beaut. This huge, 5,000 piece set’s got it where it counts, just as long as you don’t actually try to fly the thing. That’s always been my big problem with Lego, personally-it’s fun building stuff, but sometimes it’s just too tempting to break the wonderful creations that can be made. This is why I can’t go into Toys-R-Us anymore.